Vanity and Its Signs

Tell-tale signs of a not-so-vain-before man starting to turn vain:

1) You start receiving strange smses from him, like, "hey, there's a sale at the atrium. help me check out if got good stuff leh.. be my 'fashion consultant' lah..."

2) He looks at himself in the mirror from the corner of his eye, when he thinks you are not looking.

3) He starts following you, without a grumble, on your beauty products shopping and starts observing things sold at the men's section. And he sometimes lingers there suspiciously.

4) He starts asking you what you do on your daily beauty regime and sneakily leads you on to say what you think men should do.

5) He even starts asking you specific questions like, "how can facial pores be minimised?" And leads on to ask about famous beauty product brands for men.

6) He starts to religiously apply mosturizer on his face, even more religious than you are with your regime.

7) He starts to fancy expensive clothes that he knows look good on him,even though he can be quite a miser previously.

8) He buys sunblock on his own, without your initiative!

Who says men arent vain? My man is, or at least, becoming one!