what a bRAT!

Last friday, a rat visited me in my office.

I saw it as I entered my room in the morning, it was crawling down from the ceiling at the corner of the wall. Yes, it crawled like a lizard!

I was surprised at first, but didn't think much. & cos i was rushing off for a meeting, I just switched off the lights and left. I can still calmly tell my colleagues, who were sitting at the cubicle just outside my door, to be "careful, got rat in my room"

It was only at the meeting that my goose bumps started popping. But i calmed down and started to fantasize why it was there... Probably i had high-end gourmet snacks in my room. =)

When i returned, i noticed it had nibbled one corner of the false ceiling and made quite a mess on the floor. (aiya, shd have taken a pic to show)And I saw it took a little bite off my Cadbury cholcate sweet... (i had a handful of sweets on the cabinet table) & I guessed it didn't quite fancy, cos it didn't finish. haha...

Over the weekend, it visited again, this time, no sweet, cos i cleared, so it nibbled my handphone pouch!! And it made a mess again! And i noticed two gapping holes at my false ceiling, and two piles of nibbled false ceiling at different corners of the room!

Fuming mad, i called the cleaners to set a trap.

so i'm waiting... hmmph!

p.s. a lizard was caught on the trap yday. still no signs of the bRAT.

Vanity and Its Signs

Tell-tale signs of a not-so-vain-before man starting to turn vain:

1) You start receiving strange smses from him, like, "hey, there's a sale at the atrium. help me check out if got good stuff leh.. be my 'fashion consultant' lah..."

2) He looks at himself in the mirror from the corner of his eye, when he thinks you are not looking.

3) He starts following you, without a grumble, on your beauty products shopping and starts observing things sold at the men's section. And he sometimes lingers there suspiciously.

4) He starts asking you what you do on your daily beauty regime and sneakily leads you on to say what you think men should do.

5) He even starts asking you specific questions like, "how can facial pores be minimised?" And leads on to ask about famous beauty product brands for men.

6) He starts to religiously apply mosturizer on his face, even more religious than you are with your regime.

7) He starts to fancy expensive clothes that he knows look good on him,even though he can be quite a miser previously.

8) He buys sunblock on his own, without your initiative!

Who says men arent vain? My man is, or at least, becoming one!

I'm going Shokudo again this week!

Disclaimers that only Ants can See

I laughed my head out when Nayr pointed this OCBC banner's disclaimers to me.

I didnt even notice them!

Think they must have used font size 10. Haha! 奸!

Feeling Crappie?

3 words for all my crappie friends who loved this eight-legged thing:

Visit Crab Shack.

(Address: 227 Upper Thomson Road Thomson Ridge Estate)